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Funny Jokes from Sarab4u.com


 

A boy prayed : God, give me 1 bag full of money
A job, 1 big vehicle and many girls.
God : Ur wish is fulfilled.
And he became a Bus Conductor.

Musharaf ( Narak mein yamraj se )---
Ek call kar loon Pakistan ?
Yamraj- ok
[ call ke baad ]
Musharaf - kitna bill hua ?
Yamraj - kuchh nahin.
Musharaf -kyon ?
Yamraj - narak to narak free hai.
 

Ladki Doctor ke paas, test karwane gayi....
Galti se report badal gayi.
Doctor : You are pregnant.
Ladki : Kamaal hai.
Aaj kal ungli ka bhi bharosa nahi !
 

Hunty : Apni taan aish aa bai.
Har roj murgey naal roti khai di aa.
Bunty : Oh kivein ?
Hunty : Ek burki aap khayi di aa,
te ek murgey nu payi di aa.
 

Master :
Kaka, teri umar ch Ghandi Ji B.A. kar chukkey si.
Student :
Sir, tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh faansi chad chukkey si.
Short Story :
Ek vaar ek munda apni aunti ghar janda hai. Us nu der ho jaandi hai.
Aunti : Beta aj raat tu Guddu de naal so ja.
Boy : Nahi mein bahar hi so janda haan.
Next Morning a girl bring tea for him.
Boy : Tusi kaon ?
Girl : Mein Guddu. Tusi kaon ?
Boy : Mein .........
 
Employee : Sir, my salary should be increased
as I am married now.
Manager : We are not responsible for happenings
out of the factory.
Sardarji selling parachhute -

Jump from the plane,
push the button,
land safely on the ground.

Customer : If parachhute will not open.
Sardarji : Get your money back.
 
Wife : Kaash tusi SMS hundey,
Mein zindagi bhar SAVE karke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tusi RINGTONE hundey,
Mein har haftey badal sakda.
 
Hunty apni sundar biwi ke saath taxi mein baitha.
Driver ne shisha set kiya.
Ye dekhtey hi Hunty gussey mein bola -
Meri biwi ko dekhta hai,
Peechhey baith, taxi main chalaunga.
 
Hunty : Yaar mainey apni Girl Friend ko gift dena hai.
Kya doon ?
Bunty : Diamond ka haar de de.
Hunty : Koi aeisi cheez bata jo usney kabhi na li ho.
Bunty : Fansi de de.
 
   
 

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